Walk down to the river.
Strip to your bare skin.
Hold up an offering of salt and lavender.
Walk into the chill water, struck by moonlight.
Allow the current to wrench the flowers from your hand.
Watch the precession as it travels down into the open maw of night.
As you succumb to the cold, set your thoughts towards a future free from suffering.
You should wake in three to four days, in proud possession of a hit video game.
*Please note: this is just my technique, it may not work for everyone.
Tex Barnes 